It's time to look elsewhere to find what works in the world of design. Newspapers just don't get it. Advertisers, broadcasters, movie makers and magazines figured out how to get people's attention and keep it more than 50 years ago. What the hell is wrong with us that we can't do the same?

"We don't do that here" is a phrase you should all put out of your minds. If you hear it from anyone else, promptly punch them in the face.

It's time we start getting readers' attention and holding it. Check back here and you may see some commercials, videos, ads and telecasts all in the shape of broadsheet pages.

It's a revolution!

*Cue intense music*